Janet and I sat across from each other in bed, our legs intertwined, me in panties and a bra, her in a t-shirt and boxers. Chocolate was being consumed from the tips of strawberries. "Role play?" I suggested.
"Mm-mm," Janet said, licking the chocolate from her lips. "I'm a bad actress."
"Doesn't have to be Academy Award material, sweetheart," I chuckled. "Okay. So what are some of your fantasies?"
She thought for a long minute, then said, "Feet."
"Feet?" I said, bringing my left foot up and resting it on her shoulder. "What's so sexy about stinky feet?" Janet turned her head and kissed the arch of my foot, licking her way up to the toes and sucking the biggest one into her mouth. My breath caught at the sight and I conceded with a shaky, "Oh."
Janet giggled. "Your turn."
I picked up a strawberry and spun it through the chocolate pudding dish. Without looking into her eyes, I said, "A threesome."
I nervously lifted my eyes to gauge Janet's reaction. Her head was tilted to the side, lips pursed in thought. I presented the strawberry to her and she closed her lips around it, biting it off. She chewed very slowly, then looked into my eyes and said, "Man or woman?"
"A man."
"Got anyone in mind?"
My pulse rate jumped.
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There was chocolate on my nipple, but Janet was taking care of it. She's such a good helper.
I ran my fingers through her hair and stared at the ceiling, contemplating the conversation that had led to our latest romp. "Janet?" She said something against my breast. "We can't just... walk up to him and ask him if he wants to... you know... join us."
"Why not?"
"Colonel in the Air Force." I thumped my own chest. "Major in the Air Force... you're a doctor... we can't just walk up to him and say, 'Yo, Colonel, Janet and I were screwing last night and the subject of letting you join in on the fun came up. Whaddaya say?' The shock alone would probably kill him."
Janet rested her chin on my shoulder. "So what do you suggest?"
"Ve moost come up vith a plot," I said.
"Ahh, Natascha, ju are so dastardly... I loof eet!" Janet said, angling herself over my body.
"I thought you were a bad actress," I chuckled.
"I eem inspired, dahlink..."
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When the offer to spend the weekend at the cabin came up, there were no ulterior motives. I simply asked Janet because I wanted someone on my side for once; a friendly female face as a refuge when the guys got too... guy-like. Also, the thought of spending a weekend away from her would've dashed any hope of my having fun. She took a little convincing, but eventually decided a weekend at the lake was too appealing to pass up. Luckily, Colonel O'Neill needed very little encouragement. He agreed on Janet coming with us (so long as we didn't mind sharing a bed... ahh, the trials of going away on vacation...) and we were on our way.
The first morning at the cabin was as lazy as they come. Jack went directly back to bed, catching up on sleep he'd missed by picking us up at the airport. We talked to Teal'c until Daniel showed up, at which point Janet rested her head on my shoulder. She was out like a light as soon as she tucked her legs underneath herself. Luckily, Teal'c didn't see anything odd about Janet's affectionate posture, so I made small talk with him as the rest of the team slept. He spoke of R'yac and told a few jokes that actually weren't as bad as some of the others he'd told.
By the time everyone was up and ready to start the day, it was bordering on a hundred degrees outside. Colonel O'Neill suggested swimming, indicating the pristine lake next to his cabin. We agreed and Janet and I headed to change into our swimsuits. In the room, Janet expressed concern about the proximity of the Colonel's bed. "I mean this room shares a wall with the Colonel's," she said. "How soundproof are the walls?"
I turned to wink at her, noticing she was unbuttoning her shorts. God, that sight always gets me. I winked at her and said, "Guess we'll have to find out."
"Not funny, Sam. I wouldn't be comfortable doing anything if there was a chance he could hear me."
"Anything?" I said, donning the bottom half of my suit. The crotch twisted and I used one finger to straighten it. Checking to make sure it was even, I looked up at Janet and smiled at the dazed look in her eyes. To help her get back on track, I repeated, "Seriously? You don't want to do anything if Colonel O'Neill is in the next room?"
"I'm sorry, Sam. But if he overheard, and you do get a little loud sometimes, it could be the beginning of the end."
I sighed. "All right. I guess I can hold myself back for three days."
"Well," Janet grinned, stepping forward. She was still in her panties, those long, tanned legs mocking me... "You wouldn't have to go the entire three days. Just when Colonel O'Neill wasn't next door to overhear."
"Oh?"
"Like now."
"Now?"
"Mm-hmm."
"We're supposed to... mmm... be at the lake."
"You know how long it takes women to get dressed."
"Freakin' eternity," I said, letting Janet push me down onto the bed. I slipped my leg between hers and felt her warmth, kissing her jawline as I brushed her hair out of her face. "You know," I muttered between kisses, "if he did hear us, and he did find out about us, it would be the first step in completing our plan..."
"Which plan?" Janet asked, pushing down my bikini bottoms.
"The threesome plan."
Janet lifted her head and looked into my eyes. "The threesome plan," she breathed.
I nipped at her neck and chuckled, "Mm-hmm..."
"Ooh, I like how you think," Janet laughed.
"I like how you taste..."
"Mmm..."
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"Lunch is served!"
Janet climbed out of the water, shuddering uncontrollably, and I wrapped a towel around her shoulders. She leaned against me, obviously seeking my warmer flesh, and I chuckled, "Don't catch cold, sweetheart!"
She playfully swatted at me and looked for eavesdroppers before she said, "Maybe you can warm me up again after lunch?"
"Your wish is my command, milady," I joked as we climbed onto the deck. I should've swatted her ass for what she'd done; leaving the bedroom, I realized my bathing suit bottoms had a distinctive wet spot in a not-too comfortable place. Rather than let O'Neill and the others draw their own conclusions, I'd quickly donned a scarf and wrapped it around my waist like a sarong. I had swam for a bit, just long enough to get myself good and wet all over, and climbed onto the dock to sun myself. The sarong stayed, else it look odd that I wore it in the first place.
Janet and I took our burgers to the table O'Neill had set up and I handed Janet her diet soda. She thanked me and the five of us ate our lunch in relative silence. More than once, actually more than five times, I caught O'Neill staring at Janet's legs and appreciating the cut of her bathing suit. I resisted the urge to whisper my observation in Janet's ear, deciding instead to just see how many times I could catch him peeking.
Maybe it wouldn't be so hard to draw him in after all...
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I spread myself over Janet's body, panting, sweat holding my hair to my forehead as I sank onto her willing fingers. I loved being on top, pretending to be in control while letting Janet do whatever the hell she wanted with me. My hands were flat against the wall over the bed, quite possibly directly over where Colonel O'Neill rested his head. I licked my lips, feeling Janet's fingers curl inside of me, and I moaned. Janet quietly shushed me, whispering, "Quiet, baby, we have to be quiet..."
I nodded, eyes closed, and curled my toes under the blankets. The things she could do to me. She slipped her free hand up and touched my breast, squeezing them, loving them. She adored playing with my breasts; sucking them, licking them... I had a hicky on the left one for a while. Luckily, I didn't have to explain it to the Chief Medical Officer.
We thrashed against each other in the early morning, feeling the rustic cabin all around us, smelling the dew forming on the grass outside... I felt primal, I felt like screaming my orgasm as the top of my lungs and howling with the wolves at the edge of the forest. Instead, I brought Janet's free hand to my mouth, sucking her fingers and rolling my hips to let her know I was close. She moved her hand free and I scooted forward, trembling as I settled over her face.
Her tongue ran up both thighs before she closed her mouth around my clit. I leaned forward, pressing my bare breasts to the hard wood wall that separated us from Colonel O'Neill's bedroom. "Yes, Janet... God, yes..." I bit my tongue, wondering if the Colonel could hear us and deciding I didn't give a rat's ass if he did. Janet's tongue moved, her lips parted, my levies burst. I came, I cried out, I felt my body sag against the wall. Settling again on the mattress, feeling Janet next to me, I kissed her forehead and said, "He had to have heard."
"How much, though?"
"Enough."
She kissed the side of my breast. "Should one of us mention something tomorrow?"
I kissed her lips. "We'll see how it plays out."
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The next morning, I woke before Janet and watched her. Just watched her. Her hair stood on end, her lips parted to reveal a sliver of pink beyond. I brushed her hair out of her face, marveling at the slack expression on her face. Peaceful, innocent, beautiful. I understood why painters picked up brushes and why poets were pushed to find rhymes. I kissed my lover's nose, kissed her lips, then slipped out of bed and threw on some clothes. Daniel, Teal'c and O'Neill were on the porch, drinking coffee. The smell carried through the entire front of the cabin and I leaned out of the door. "Any of that left for me?"
"Plenty for everyone," O'Neill said, indicating the kitchen. "Doc gonna join us?"
"Sleeping in," I said, heading to the kitchen and pouring myself a mug. Ahh, Teal'c-brewed. Strong enough to make my Dad sit back and blink a couple of times. Returning to the porch, I added, "She couldn't get to sleep last night." I hid my smirk behind my mug, turning to look at the lake rather than at O'Neill's face.
Daniel interrupted any further teasing by nodding towards the woods. "Teal'c and I were talking about taking a little nature walk... kind of see what we can see. The forest doesn't have... well, bears or anything, does it?"
"No, Daniel, there are no lions, tigers or bears in these woods," O'Neill said. "Just follow the stream, mostly. Don't wander too deep into the trees, don't get yourself lost. I don't want to have to come find your sorry ass."
"Will do," Daniel said. "We'll head out after breakfast. Sam, wanna come with?"
I shrugged. "Sure. I just need to get my hiking boots, some bug spray... Colonel, will you be joining us?"
"Nah. Someone has to be here when the Doc wakes up or else she'll think we ran off without her. You three have a good time wandering the woods." He finished his coffee and headed inside, pausing at the door. "Oh, and don't worry about wolves. We haven't had any wolf-related deaths up here in at least two weeks... maybe three..." He slipped into the cabin with a sly wink.
"Don't worry, Teal'c," I assured. "Just the Colonel's sense of humor, such as it is."
Daniel was scanning the woods. "You know, I do think I heard some howling last night... it sounded really close..."
I blushed. "I'm going to go get my boots," I said, ducking back into the cabin and hurrying past the Colonel before he could notice my flushed state. Janet was laying in bed, not exactly awake but not precisely asleep. I kissed her, dangling my boots from my fingers as I dug my vest from the suitcase. "We're going hiking," I told her. "You okay to stay with the Colonel for a couple hours?"
Janet smiled. "Ve vill have much to talk aboot."
I kissed her again. "Aboot is Canadian, dear. See you soon."
I went back into the living room. Sitting on the couch to lace up my boots, I looked over the puzzle. "Looks like Teal'c and Daniel were busy after the rest of us went to bed."
"I think it was mostly Teal'c," Jack said, walking over to stand behind me "Saw 'im working on it during a bathroom trip." A long pause, then he added, "Had a helluva time getting back to sleep."
"Oh?" I tested a piece of the puzzle. It didn't fit, so I dropped it back in the center pile.
"You better hurry... I think Danny and Teal'c are ready to leave without ya."
I abandoned the puzzle and stood, pulling on my vest. As I headed out of the door, I waved over my shoulder and said, "See you in a couple hours, Sir."
"Arrividerci, Carter."
Trotting to catch up with Daniel and Teal'c, I wondered what Janet had planned for the poor, clueless Colonel.
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"I can make it."
I should never have trusted him, but the stream wasn't that wide. And he had surprised me on more than one occasion. So I stepped back as Daniel took a running start at the stream. He had spotted something on the other side that had his little archaeologist heart all a twitter and was determined to get a closer look. Rather than walking all the way back to the cabin to use the footbridge, or even looking for a shallower area, he decided he would be able to easily jump the stream right where we were. Teal'c and I let him try. I still don't know which decision was dumber... He took a running start, leapt... and missed the other shore by a good three feet. He splashed into the stream, surfacing immediately as he spluttered and coughed out the debris from the forest that had found it's way into his mouth. His glasses hung from his ears, broken, and he tried in vain to get his feet back under him. Teal'c ventured into the certain-to-be chilly water, nearly waist-deep in the water, and helped his friend to his feet. They walked back to the banks... and froze a few feet from land.
"Come on, guys... you can swim in the lake later," I chided them.
"We appear to be stuck, Major Carter."
Daniel jerked his entire body and said, "Mud..."
"Oh, damn it," I sighed, stretching an arm to them. "Here, hold on..." Teal'c grabbed my hand and Daniel latched onto my arm. Bracing myself, praying I wouldn't just get sucked in like they were, I pulled.
They were stuck, and stuck good. I huffed a few times, loosened my shoulders by rolling them a few times, then jerked again. Nothing. Clasping my hand around Teal'c's, I bent my knees, tightening my arms and tugged as hard as I could. Teal'c and Daniel stumbled from their perches in the stream and all three of us were hurled back into the woods. I stumbled, my knees refusing to lock, and skidded to a stop in a pile of ancient leaves.
Daniel's shoes were missing, he was completely soaked and he was covered with mud from the knees down. Teal'c had a line of wetness starting at his stomach and going down. Both of his boots were in place, buried under clumps of mud. Daniel stood, looking down at his ruined socks. "My shoes..."
"Forget 'em, Daniel... some future archaeologist will discover them in a million years and bore his friends with all the details of what your life was like." I sighed, already regretting snapping at him. I didn't care, though... there were leaves in my hair. "Let's go back to the cabin."
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"You're laughing?" Jack asked, confused.
I smiled at Janet and shook my head. "Colonel... you, ah... I have to apologize."
"You have to apologize?" Jack asked. "You... do realize what happened between me and Janet, right?"
I nodded. "Yeah. A little ahead of schedule, but it'll be just fine in the long run."
"Ahead of... Long run?" He looked between us, trying to gauge our smiles. He held both hands up and said, "All right, what the hell is going on here?"
Janet glanced at me and held her hands out. "Oh, honey... you tell it so much better than I do..."
I leaned back in the chair and twirled the stem of a leaf between my fingertips. "You see, Colonel, it all started with Janet and I in bed, talking about our fantasies..."